While I'm sure Erin and others would love for me to actually film or or talk in detail about canning from my perspective, that is a very long term project and to be honest I would just end up re-hashing what has been said and written hundreds of times. A round up post is far more practical and a better use of my time.
That, and I live in Phoenix, AZ. Canning anything now that the summer temps are bearing down on us? Please, guys, I might be masochistic but I'm not stupid.
We're going to be keeping it simple with four videos today from channels on YouTube that got it right.
This video is the first of three. I recommend watching the rest of the series.
Thursday, May 10, 2018
Wednesday, May 9, 2018
Prudent Prepping: Odds and Ends
The dust has settled and the First 72 Hours have passed. Follow along as I build a long term plan via Prudent Prepping.
Yet another collection of topics too short to become stand-alone posts. Many are follow-ups or updates to previous posts, and some are things that catch my attention for a moment.
General Prepping
Being a Prepper is more than having emergency stores of food; it is also looking for everyday items that will come in handy, which is why I buy warehouse club packs of paper towels and toilet paper, even if they're a seriously large amount to store. I have the space, and compared to buying smaller packs in the grocery store, four times the quantity is about three times the cost.
Since I'm in a Big Box store every day, I see bargains and markdowns when they are just being rolled out. One such is the pending change from Phillips brand light bulbs to FEIT branded ones. Most Home Depot stores are in the beginning stages of the change now, with more markdowns (yellow tags) going on the shelves every day. Soon there will be a buyback and the remainder of the Phillips bulbs will be removed and replaced overnight. Some of the current listed prices are reduced as little as 10%, while others are now as much as 50% or more! I can tell you that types and quantities vary by location, so checking around for your most commonly used bulb could pay off in a big way!
I Can't Even
There are some things that seem too obscure to ever make it into common usage, like steel take-down chopsticks*, "all the lumens" tactical flashlights, and tactical tomahawks and axes.
Well, two out of three ain't bad.
Exhibit 1a:
Exhibit 1b:
When items that previously graced the back pages of "Tactical MARSOC Special SEALS Monthly" suddenly appear on your local Home Improvement store shelves, it's time to admit they're not as cool as first thought.
* I have a set of those chopsticks in my EDC Lunch Box. For reasons.
Walking Stick Update
Last weekend was previously booked up with activities, so there was no chance to take the almost Staff of Knife out for a Field Test. This coming weekend is open and the trails in a local regional park are calling! I will have a full report next week.
The Takeaway
The Recap
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NOTE: All items tested were purchased by me. No products have been loaned in exchange for a favorable review. Any items sent to me for T&E will be listed as such. Suck it Feds.
Yet another collection of topics too short to become stand-alone posts. Many are follow-ups or updates to previous posts, and some are things that catch my attention for a moment.
General Prepping
Being a Prepper is more than having emergency stores of food; it is also looking for everyday items that will come in handy, which is why I buy warehouse club packs of paper towels and toilet paper, even if they're a seriously large amount to store. I have the space, and compared to buying smaller packs in the grocery store, four times the quantity is about three times the cost.
Since I'm in a Big Box store every day, I see bargains and markdowns when they are just being rolled out. One such is the pending change from Phillips brand light bulbs to FEIT branded ones. Most Home Depot stores are in the beginning stages of the change now, with more markdowns (yellow tags) going on the shelves every day. Soon there will be a buyback and the remainder of the Phillips bulbs will be removed and replaced overnight. Some of the current listed prices are reduced as little as 10%, while others are now as much as 50% or more! I can tell you that types and quantities vary by location, so checking around for your most commonly used bulb could pay off in a big way!
I Can't Even
There are some things that seem too obscure to ever make it into common usage, like steel take-down chopsticks*, "all the lumens" tactical flashlights, and tactical tomahawks and axes.
Well, two out of three ain't bad.
Exhibit 1a:
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| Tomahawk |
Exhibit 1b:
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| The Axe of Major Injury |
When items that previously graced the back pages of "Tactical MARSOC Special SEALS Monthly" suddenly appear on your local Home Improvement store shelves, it's time to admit they're not as cool as first thought.
* I have a set of those chopsticks in my EDC Lunch Box. For reasons.
Walking Stick Update
Last weekend was previously booked up with activities, so there was no chance to take the almost Staff of Knife out for a Field Test. This coming weekend is open and the trails in a local regional park are calling! I will have a full report next week.
The Takeaway
- Prepping is more mainstream than most people know. Having a budget, finding bargains and saving money all qualify as Prepping in my book!
- The "Trendy Tool Shark" has clearly been jumped.
The Recap
- I've got my shopping list of light bulbs, and also several friends' lists too.
- Nothing was purchased this week, especially not a tacti-cool tomahawk!
Just a reminder: if you plan on buying anything through Amazon, please consider using our referral link. When you do, a portion of the sale comes back here to help keep this site running!
If you have comments, suggestions or corrections, please post them so we all can learn. And remember, Some Is Always Better Than None!
NOTE: All items tested were purchased by me. No products have been loaned in exchange for a favorable review. Any items sent to me for T&E will be listed as such. Suck it Feds.
Tuesday, May 8, 2018
Cheap Gear Review: Fiskars Machete and Saw (18 inch)
Aside from regular festivities with a hockey mask, few people feel the need to have a machete on hand on a regular basis. That said, it can prove very useful to have one for a number of tasks.
The Good: the Machete
This not only came quite sharp from the factory, it stays sharp for some time, and it sharpens up nicely. I have a Lansky Puck that I like to use for sharpening it, and only a couple of minutes are needed to put a quite sharp edge on it.
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The Good: the Machete
This not only came quite sharp from the factory, it stays sharp for some time, and it sharpens up nicely. I have a Lansky Puck that I like to use for sharpening it, and only a couple of minutes are needed to put a quite sharp edge on it.
I have used this to trim trees, roses, and various bushes, all quite neatly and with no hanging leftovers. I have used it quite a number of times to cut kindling from a larger log, cut small (under 1 inch diameter) sticks down to size, and so forth.
It has survived being used by teenage boys, being run through the dishwasher, being dipped in motor oil, being carried around daily for a couple of months, and being run over by several vehicles, all with no apparent ill effect.
As a machete, it works great.
The Bad: the Saw
I tend to want all aspects of my tools to work well, and the saw is problematic.
The saw is sharp to start out, and it does take a while to dull, but it doesn't cut as quickly or as smoothly as my old bow saw that I put generic replacement blades into. It is rather difficult to saw anything with it, since the only grip area on it is the handle, and that gets tiring fairly quickly. The saw teeth also become clogged with material from whatever you're sawing on, and it is obnoxious to clear unless you have a wire brush on hand.
In short, it works but not well.
The Ugly: the Ergonomics
Using this as a machete is fine and dandy, but using it as anything else (including a saw) is a pain. The wrist angle required to use it as a saw for an extended period is physically exhausting, and I have found my wrist hurting the next day when I had to use the saw to cut through any significant amount.
Unlike the vast majority of edged tools that I own, I have never even tried to use this in cooking. This is not true of other machetes that I own, and I find this to be a unique issue. That said, I do not expect that the vast majority of my readers will care one way or the other if it works well for other tasks.
The other issue that I have found is that it is almost impossible to pack without ripping into something: the saw blade on the back makes it very difficult to place on a pack without worry that it will catch on something, and I have had issues with it catching on the pack itself and tearing it up. I have attempted several times to make a sheath, and have yet to have any success in finding one that will protect the surroundings from the blade and saw, and which will last for more than a couple of days of hard use. I really don’t want to spend more than I did on the blade on a sheath, so it has been an ongoing quest to find something.
Conclusion
I don’t see this being a viable bug-out tool at all.
As an all-around tool, though, I give this an 8/10. It's not a bug out tool, and it has its drawbacks as a survival tool, but for the price it is excellent, and it works quite well.
I have mixed feelings in regards to the saw. I have found it useful at times, but it is not quite useful enough to outweigh the frustration I have had with trying to transport it. With a proper sheath of some sort at about the same price point, this would be a 10/10.
Good luck, and don’t forget to practice.
The Bad: the Saw
I tend to want all aspects of my tools to work well, and the saw is problematic.
The saw is sharp to start out, and it does take a while to dull, but it doesn't cut as quickly or as smoothly as my old bow saw that I put generic replacement blades into. It is rather difficult to saw anything with it, since the only grip area on it is the handle, and that gets tiring fairly quickly. The saw teeth also become clogged with material from whatever you're sawing on, and it is obnoxious to clear unless you have a wire brush on hand.
In short, it works but not well.
The Ugly: the Ergonomics
Using this as a machete is fine and dandy, but using it as anything else (including a saw) is a pain. The wrist angle required to use it as a saw for an extended period is physically exhausting, and I have found my wrist hurting the next day when I had to use the saw to cut through any significant amount.
Unlike the vast majority of edged tools that I own, I have never even tried to use this in cooking. This is not true of other machetes that I own, and I find this to be a unique issue. That said, I do not expect that the vast majority of my readers will care one way or the other if it works well for other tasks.
The other issue that I have found is that it is almost impossible to pack without ripping into something: the saw blade on the back makes it very difficult to place on a pack without worry that it will catch on something, and I have had issues with it catching on the pack itself and tearing it up. I have attempted several times to make a sheath, and have yet to have any success in finding one that will protect the surroundings from the blade and saw, and which will last for more than a couple of days of hard use. I really don’t want to spend more than I did on the blade on a sheath, so it has been an ongoing quest to find something.
Conclusion
I don’t see this being a viable bug-out tool at all.
As an all-around tool, though, I give this an 8/10. It's not a bug out tool, and it has its drawbacks as a survival tool, but for the price it is excellent, and it works quite well.
I have mixed feelings in regards to the saw. I have found it useful at times, but it is not quite useful enough to outweigh the frustration I have had with trying to transport it. With a proper sheath of some sort at about the same price point, this would be a 10/10.
Good luck, and don’t forget to practice.
Friday, May 4, 2018
Lint, Sparks, and Teenage Hands

As promised last week, we have some teenage hands starting fires with our family fun project from last week. But it doesn't exactly turn out like you think it should!
Thursday, May 3, 2018
The Odds of Disaster
While wandering around the internet, I ran across an articlethat dealt with the probability of a major civil disorder occurring in the USA. The author is a hydrologist, someone who studies and predicts flooding, so he used the common “100 year flood” as an example to show how the math works. I'm not going to rehash his entire article, but I do want to delve into the math a bit which means I'm going to use his example to get started.
Many of us who have bought houses have had to look into the nearby flood plains. I live about 10 miles from the Missouri River, which means that finding a bank willing to give a mortgage is going to depend on the house being on the “dry” side of the flood plain. The 100 year line is about a mile from my house, but the 500 year line cuts through my backyard. We had a scare in 2011 when the Missouri River got out of control, but we got through it.
Flood insurance exists, but it's expensive and only helps with the rebuilding and not the surviving of any flood. The Army Corps of Engineers (not your friends, but that's a topic for another time) decides where the high water mark will be for various flood events, but the bankers look at the historic data and determine the probability of water reaching a specific location over the course of a mortgage. This may sound like it has very little to do with prepping, but bear with me and I'll make the connection:
Flood insurance exists, but it's expensive and only helps with the rebuilding and not the surviving of any flood. The Army Corps of Engineers (not your friends, but that's a topic for another time) decides where the high water mark will be for various flood events, but the bankers look at the historic data and determine the probability of water reaching a specific location over the course of a mortgage. This may sound like it has very little to do with prepping, but bear with me and I'll make the connection:
- If a house sits inside the 100 year flood plain, that means that there is a 1% chance that flood waters will get to it in any given year.
- If you're living there for 30 years the percent chance of a flood isn't cumulative (30%); the risk is the same every year, but the probability of a flood happening at some time during those 30 years is going to be >1%.
- The method for finding the probability (P) of an event over time is known as a Bernoulli Process.
- Using the 1% chance for a flood each year, the equation looks like this:
- P(100 year flood)= P(F)= 1%= 0.01,
- so the probability of not having a flood is P(F')= 1- 0.01=0.99=99%
- If we look at the probability over time or occurrences, we have to multiply the chances of staying dry.
- P(no flood for 2 years)= P(F')x P(F')= (P(F'))^2=0.99x0.99= 0.9801
- and P(no flood for 30 years)= (P(F'))^30= 0.7394
- or about a 74% chance that there won't be a flood.
- That leaves (1-0.74= 0.26) a 26% chance that there will be a flood some time in that 30 year period. Not very reassuring to a banker.
The author of the article used the same method to find the probability of basically another civil war in the USA. Go read the article for his conclusions; I just I want to point out that we can use this fairly simple method to help prioritize our preps. Common sense tells me that I'm better off preparing to deal with a tornado (common around here) rather than spending my time and money getting ready to deal with a tidal wave (if one reaches me in Iowa we're all dead anyway), but when it come down to deciding between urban riots and major earthquakes (similar types of disruptions but different responses) I need to look at the probability of each and prioritize my preps. I'm going to use myself as an example; as always, YMMV and you're going to have to do the math for your own individual location.
Let's look at riots first. Believe it or not, there have been a few close enough that they'd have an effect on me where I live. Looking back at the historical data for the last 100 years (not much that can be called urban around here before that), I found 3 race riots in the late 1960s, another one back in 1919, and three civil disturbances that were almost riots that would have impacted my daily life. I'm not having any luck finding hard data on the deployment of the National Guard during the Depression of the 1930s, but I know of at least on judge that was on his way to be lynched (he was the one signing the foreclosure papers on farms) that was rescued by armed forces.
Let's just stick to the 7 instances in 100 years. That means that there is a 7% chance of a major incident in my area for any given year. Since I expect to live another 25 years (I hope), that means that the probability of me having to deal with something like a riot (P(R)) is:
Let's just stick to the 7 instances in 100 years. That means that there is a 7% chance of a major incident in my area for any given year. Since I expect to live another 25 years (I hope), that means that the probability of me having to deal with something like a riot (P(R)) is:
- P(R)=7%=0.07
- P(R')= 1- P(R) =93%=0.93
- P(R' 25 years)= 0.93^25=0.1630=16.3%
- so, P(R)= 1-0.1630= 0.837= 83.7%
That's a pretty good chance that I'm going to see crowds burning cars and trashing buildings close to where I live before I die.
Now let's look at earthquakes. The local geological survey has recorded 12 earthquakes in the last 150 years, the strongest being a Mercalli VI or a 5-6 on the Richter scale. (Yeah, Iowa is seismically stable.) That works out to 0.08 earthquakes per year (8% chance). Using the same 25 years that I expect to still be around, the probability of dealing with an earthquake (P(E)) is:
- P(E)=0.08
- P(no earthquake)= P(E')= 1-0.08= 0.92
- P(E' 25 years)= 0.92^25 =0.124 =12.4%
- so P(E)= 1-0.124 = 0.876 =87.6%
As you can see, the odds are about the same for these two events occurring in the next 25 years, with the earthquake being a little bit more likely. This means that I'd probably be better off leaning towards preparing to respond to a minor earthquake in the area (mostly rendering aid) rather than getting ready to deal with urban riots (avoiding travel and possibly not working for quite a while).
Statistics and probability are handy tools, but remember that there are also “black swan” events, which are events that nobody foresees. It's a reference to the fact that all swans are white until you see a black one, and that changes your world-view at least a little.
Do some research on your area. If you live along one of the coasts, figure out how likely it is that a hurricane will impact your area in the time that you expect to live there. Check the weather history and see how likely a severe winter or summer will be so you can plan your heating or cooling options. Use all of the tools you can find to make your prepping easier and more tailored to your needs.
Wednesday, May 2, 2018
Prudent Prepping: Staff of Knife
The dust has settled and the First 72 Hours have passed. Follow along as I build a long term plan via Prudent Prepping.
It's actually the staff for the seriously cool Birthday gift that Erin Palette sent me, but "Staff of Assegai" just didn't quite cut it.
The Staff
I've been goofing with the staff off and on (mostly off) since February. The first thing I did was shape one end to accept a walking stick end, detailed here and also here. I wanted to add the option of using the spear blade on a longer shaft in the manner of a traditional spear, just like things were done before that avant-garde eccentric Shaka Zulu came along. However, that is more difficult -- much more difficult -- than making a tapered end, so I decided to take a break from hand-filing a practice run on a broken push broom handle and refinish the walking stick as it is right now.
The Stick
This is the pole after the taper and with the factory finish. Since this is sold as a replacement broom handle and I'm going to use it as a hiking and walking staff, the original finish has to go. I won't go over the details of the cleanup, but 36 grit sandpaper followed by 60 grit cleaned things up quickly. Since this is a hardwood from Brazil, I needed a finish that is intended for very dense wood types like teak, mahogany and rosewood.
I picked a brand that has a fantastic reputation and a wide selection of wood finishing products,
Watco brand Teak Oil Finish.
It wipes on very easily and penetrates into the wood, leaving a dull finish. When it's been worn off, I only need to clean off the dirt before wiping on another coat.
Here is the pole after soaking in teak oil all day. I brushed a full, wet coat on the staff and then placed the taper in a small pan filled with teak oil to allow it to soak into the wood as much as possible. Since the taper will be inside the brass end and not visible, I want to protect that part of the wood as well as I can. The day turned out to be fairly warm, so I'm hoping that helped the oil penetrate into the raw wood.
After it dried overnight, the surface was not sticky, which would be a sign of too much oil being left on the surface. I'm happy with how this part of Project Pole turned out!
The Takeaway
The Recap
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It's actually the staff for the seriously cool Birthday gift that Erin Palette sent me, but "Staff of Assegai" just didn't quite cut it.
The Staff
I've been goofing with the staff off and on (mostly off) since February. The first thing I did was shape one end to accept a walking stick end, detailed here and also here. I wanted to add the option of using the spear blade on a longer shaft in the manner of a traditional spear, just like things were done before that avant-garde eccentric Shaka Zulu came along. However, that is more difficult -- much more difficult -- than making a tapered end, so I decided to take a break from hand-filing a practice run on a broken push broom handle and refinish the walking stick as it is right now.
The Stick
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| Tapered |
I picked a brand that has a fantastic reputation and a wide selection of wood finishing products,
Watco brand Teak Oil Finish.
It wipes on very easily and penetrates into the wood, leaving a dull finish. When it's been worn off, I only need to clean off the dirt before wiping on another coat.
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| Coated Pole |
Here is the pole after soaking in teak oil all day. I brushed a full, wet coat on the staff and then placed the taper in a small pan filled with teak oil to allow it to soak into the wood as much as possible. Since the taper will be inside the brass end and not visible, I want to protect that part of the wood as well as I can. The day turned out to be fairly warm, so I'm hoping that helped the oil penetrate into the raw wood.
The Takeaway
- Take one step at a time. I'm still figuring out how to duplicate the compound taper required for the Assegai.
- Do things you know how to do first. I can now use this as a hiking staff, even if nothing else is done.
The Recap
- One quart of Watco Teak Oil finish, $10.98 from Amazon with Prime.
Just a reminder: if you plan on buying anything through Amazon, please consider using our referral link. When you do, a portion of the sale comes back here to help keep this site running!
If you have comments, suggestions or corrections, please post them so we all can learn. And remember, Some Is Always Better Than None!
NOTE: All items tested were purchased by me. No products have been loaned in exchange for a favorable review. Any items sent to me for T&E will be listed as such. Suck it Feds.
Tuesday, May 1, 2018
Chainsaw Safety
Chainsaws are a powerful tool, but like all powerful tools, there are inherent dangers. With tornado season in full swing, and hurricane season following right on its heels, a safety lesson for the mighty saw is in order.
Chainsaws are primarily thought of as a tool for gathering firewood, and that's right in line with their original use. It is a task they perform beautifully, and that alone would make them a valid prepping tool to consider, but their value increases by leaps and bounds when viewed as a debris clearing implement. Major storms knock down trees and poles regularly, blocking roads and other access and making a general mess, and a key tool in clearing all of this debris is the chainsaw, which allows large wooden debris to be broken down into manageable pieces.
With this usefulness comes a price, however; the manner in which a chainsaw operates makes it a dangerous item, and steps need to be taken to ensure user safety. Chainsaws require the use of a full set of Personal Protective Equipment, or PPE.
Personal Protective Equipment
Eyes: Saws produce lots of flying bits. Safety glasses are needed at a bare minimum, and many professionals wear both glasses and a full face shield to protect themselves.
Ears: Chainsaws are extremely loud, and typically run for hours. The same ear protection used for shooting guns or running a jackhammer is needed to protect your hearing running a saw.
Head: If you're cutting something with the potential to hit your head, you need some kind of hard hat. Concussions are no fun, so take steps to avoid them. A face shield is also recommended because it will protect you from whatever the chainsaw kicks back.
A good all-in-one piece of safety gear is the TR Industrial Forestry Safety Helmet and Hearing Protection System, which protects your entire head.
Gloves: Every hazard to your hands is present. The potential for cuts, pinches, and abrasions is high, as well as vibration from the saw. Wear a sturdy pair of leather gloves at all times.
Clothing: Protective clothing is also important. Long pants and long sleeved shirts will prevent cuts and scrapes. Sturdy boots will prevent slips, ankle injuries, and other foot-related injuries. Chainsaw chaps are also highly recommended, and may save your leg or your life in the event of a mishap.
Best Safety Practices
Chainsaws are a mighty tool. Respect them and be safe with them, and you can get a lot of work done quickly.
Lokidude
Chainsaws are primarily thought of as a tool for gathering firewood, and that's right in line with their original use. It is a task they perform beautifully, and that alone would make them a valid prepping tool to consider, but their value increases by leaps and bounds when viewed as a debris clearing implement. Major storms knock down trees and poles regularly, blocking roads and other access and making a general mess, and a key tool in clearing all of this debris is the chainsaw, which allows large wooden debris to be broken down into manageable pieces.
With this usefulness comes a price, however; the manner in which a chainsaw operates makes it a dangerous item, and steps need to be taken to ensure user safety. Chainsaws require the use of a full set of Personal Protective Equipment, or PPE.
Personal Protective Equipment
Eyes: Saws produce lots of flying bits. Safety glasses are needed at a bare minimum, and many professionals wear both glasses and a full face shield to protect themselves.
Ears: Chainsaws are extremely loud, and typically run for hours. The same ear protection used for shooting guns or running a jackhammer is needed to protect your hearing running a saw.
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A good all-in-one piece of safety gear is the TR Industrial Forestry Safety Helmet and Hearing Protection System, which protects your entire head.
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| https://amzn.to/2HO5YyV |
Gloves: Every hazard to your hands is present. The potential for cuts, pinches, and abrasions is high, as well as vibration from the saw. Wear a sturdy pair of leather gloves at all times.
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Clothing: Protective clothing is also important. Long pants and long sleeved shirts will prevent cuts and scrapes. Sturdy boots will prevent slips, ankle injuries, and other foot-related injuries. Chainsaw chaps are also highly recommended, and may save your leg or your life in the event of a mishap.
Best Safety Practices
- Take regular breaks where you turn off the saw, drink water, and let your body recover for a few minutes.
- Whenever possible, clear rocks and other small debris away from your cutting area.
- Keep other people clear of any point that your saw could reach. Check the material you're cutting to ensure that you won't hit any nails, spikes, or other metal objects. These can break your chain or come flying loose, and can be fatal.
- OSHA has a full safety card here. It's a good quick reference read.
- Stihl, one of the world's foremost chainsaw makers, publishes their full safety manual in .pdf form here.
Chainsaws are a mighty tool. Respect them and be safe with them, and you can get a lot of work done quickly.
Lokidude
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